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Title: Pretty in Pink, 1/?
Author: samwismarterthanyou
Fandom: CWRPS
Pairing: Jared/OFC-named-Lindsay, and before that Jared/Jensen and Jared/Sandy
Rating: Um…*head tilt* I dunno. *blows bubble* Maybe almost NC17?
Warnings: OFC but she's totes not a Mary Sue, I SWEAR. Giggling, sleazy!Jensen, manufactured angst, crystalline tears, hetsex and it's kind of explicit so if you're a slasher you might not want to look here. Don't oppress me with your buttsex. Vaginas are not dirty or bad wrong, okay? Okay. Abuse of metaphor, simile, hyperbole, and anatomy.
Spoilers: Well. I am sort of psychic. This one time we heard a scratching noise in the house and I totes knew it was a squirrel. And I told my mom, and when she went to look it was so COMPLETELY a squirrel. We named it Dean because it fell in love with our cat, Sam. And, um, anyway, I'm kind of psychic and I didn't make this up, so if you don't want to know what's going to happen to Jared in the future, you should probably not read this.
Disclaimer: Jared belongs to Lindsay, even if he doesn't know it yet. Jensen and Sandy are a sleazy OTP. Oh, and Lindsay is mine. So if you want to use her or write in this 'verse, you should tell me first.
Archiving: Of course! Just tell me so I can come and pet my children and pimp the fuck out of your archive because you think I'm awesome enough to rec, um, I mean so I can tell people all about how awesome you are. *beams*
Summary: Jensen is a nasty pig and cheats on the incredible amazing Jared with Sandy (and they were both dating him so it's totes a double whammy for Jared because both his girlfriend and boyfriend are cheating at the same time!). But Jared meets a girl who mends his broken heart with her soulful eyes and musical laughter.
Notes: The title is taken from the movie, Pretty in Pink, with Molly Ringwald, and I thought it suited this story because Lindsay's favorite color is pink and she always wears it because it looks wonderful on her. Especially the seashell pink lipgloss and pink t-shirt with rhinestones, and also she and Jared are totally having pink champagne at their wedding, and probably it'll be at Disneyland in Cinderella's castle because Jared always says Lindsay is his Disney princess. Anyway, like I said, I didn't make this up, it's really going to happen, and if you like this first part I'll write more. Because Jared and Lindsay have a very active and perfect sex life…in their hot tub, and on the roof, and with candlelight, and at the beach. Also Jared always frames her face in his big hands and kisses her like she's the most precious thing in his world. Well, you'll see when you read the fic!
Cross-posted: Everywhere, and I'm not sorry. There's too much slash anyway.

Jensen is such a JERK!Collapse )
Hi there, and welcome!

Today is the day Jared's been waiting for. It's Lindsay's birthday and he has something he wants to say, courtesy of the lovely exsequar who helped him get the words right:

Thaaaaaaaaaaat's right! It's strippedpink's birthday, and to celebrate, Paddywhack didn't bother with knick knacks. He got the girl a ring!

Now you're invited to the celebration of the prettiest sparkly-pink fangirl ever to fangirl Jared Padalecki. And if you didn't get her a ring, well, that's cool (Jared didn't really either, but the picture was so cute we could resist), there's still tons of time to give Miss Lindsay birthday hugs and kisses and lots of love.

Here at mrs_paddywhack, it's all schmoop, all the time. OTPs are not just safe, but sacred, and we vow to love, honor, cherish and obey J2 and SamandDean. And Lindsay! So c'mon, help us celebrate. And if you found us by accident, and you don't know Lindsay, check her out at strippedpink. You won't be disappointed.

One short admin note, before we getting on with the confetti and party streamers:

Now that the comm is public, if you want your posts to be visible to non-community members, you can go back and edit them to public security. If you'd prefer to keep them private, Lindsay will be joining the comm as soon as we unveil it to her. If you have any questions, check in with the mods and we'll be happy to help.

Now then, back to the celebrating! On your way to the wedding cake and champagne, don't miss: Pretty in Pink, a collaborative project in honor of Lindsay's birthday. And toss some confetti on the unfailingly awesome lostt1 for the absolutely perfect layout and the magnificent miss exsequar for the userinfo banner and default icon.

Mrs. Paddywhack...has quite a ring to it!
14 May 2007 @ 07:27 am

So, deaaaaar Linds, I made you a present. :D and I really hope you like it! :)

But first of all, you all need to know why Linds rocks my socks.

- Her babies are the cutest EVER EVER EVER. REALLY.
- She writes good porn. (!!!!!!!!! there's not enough !!!!! in the world.)
- She one of the nicest person you'll ever meet.
- She brings joy everyday with daily Padalecki. \o/ x 788979847968897987.
- Speaking of which, she LOVES Jared Padalecki, because he's hot and awesome and what's not to love?! For that I give her A++++. Also, Linds + Jared - OTP.
- She speaks her mind and respect other people's opinion. Another A++.
- She appreciates good music.
- She's always positive. :)
- She cares about her friends.
- She porns us.
- Did I mention the porn? 'Cause seriously.

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13 May 2007 @ 05:59 pm

I hope you have a wonderful birthday full of pretty boys, lots of cheese, much gay porn, a shiny pink princess tiara, some Bacardi Silver Big Apple drinks, Sam's hands and Jared's dimples!

MWAH! Much love to you baby!


Happy Birthday hon!  You embody everything I think fandom should be - you're creative, passionate, funny, generous, sexy and quite cracked!  (I may never recover from the Sim!chesters)

I love your writing more than i can say and have no doubt one day I'll be paying good money for your latest novel.

I hope you have a wonderous birthday. *mwah*

There is a shmoopy first-time fic currently being handcrafted for you, but Jared is proving anxious in the bedroom department. I have Jensen taking care of matters and hope to ahve it to you soon (-ish)

Enclosed under the shiny wrapping of these LJ links is an OTP video marathon. After many hours of scouring the world (well YouTube). I have hand-picked a selection of the shmoopiest cheesiest best music vids to your top eleven OTPs.



Part One: Sam and Dean and SamandDean - we call it Wincest PLUS J-squared the world of Paddackles

Part Two: John and Aeryn (Farscape); Veronica and Logan (Veronica Mars); Max and Liz (Roswell); Brian and Justin (QAF)

Part Three: Part Three Dean/Rory (Gilmore Girls); CJ/Jen (Dawson's Creek); Alec/Max (Dark Angel); Kara/Lee (Battlestar Galactica) and  Nikita/Michael (La Femme Nikita)


Setting: Texas, summer hiatus from filming, season 2-season 3. The premise is Jared + OFC-named-Lindsay = made for each other OTP.

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